you're so Asian..

*drum rolls*

1. No matter where you go in any part of the world, you'll end up on a look out for Asian food instead of trying the local food.

2. You're enjoying your bubble tea when everyone else is drinking Starbucks. So Asian.

3. You HAVE to at least have one of those LV or Gucci handbags. its a MUST! its like a competition really. the more monochrome the better. boohoo

4. You love outlets..admit it you do! more than 50% of shoppers at shopping outlets are Asians. FACT!

5. Done with the shopping bit, you'll then queue up hours and hours to claim the VAT.

6. You or your mom will pack every single RARE raw foods in your bag when travelling out of your country i.e. belacan (shrimp paste)

7. No matter which type of Asians you are, people will still come up to you and say "ni hao", and you'll either confusingly reply "huh?" or "i am not chinese" or "fuck off". choose! LOL

8. You tend to speak your own language to another Asian, although these Asians might not be Asian of your own type, like i got a "ni hao" ALL the freaking time. 

9. Somehow, at some stage of our life, we tend to take pictures with a peace sign. dont ask, cause i dont know why. 

10. You're so kiasu like. Apparently for some reasons, this kiasu behaviour slowly develops into each and every single Asian i know. its just one of those Asian things? LOL *example: long queue for a freebie*

Why ure trippin like that?    

Im an Asian myself, and you're damn right I am allowed to make a fool out of my Asian self.

So chill out now my fellow Asians.

Asian bitches be like *peace sign*

da da do da da do da da da da do

-lady-