Me: Can u go and buy some broccoli for me please?
Umpy: I dont know which one is broccoli.
Me: Ask around. There's lot of people in the supermarket.
Umpy: I am at the veg section now.
Me: Read the description. U can see the name under those vegs.
Umpy: Oh, found it! Ooooo, its the one that looks like a tree. Ok, got it!
Me: Yes!! The tree *giggle*
Tree
Broccoli
Umpy: I dont know which one is broccoli.
Me: Ask around. There's lot of people in the supermarket.
Umpy: I am at the veg section now.
Me: Read the description. U can see the name under those vegs.
Umpy: Oh, found it! Ooooo, its the one that looks like a tree. Ok, got it!
Me: Yes!! The tree *giggle*
TreeBroccoli..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Vanilla Ice Cream
Text message
-Please buy oreo biscuits, vanilla ice cream and milk-
At home.
Me: Where's the ice cream?
Umpy: Cant find it! I even took it out one by one from the freezer.
Me: How is it possible? U just bought them last week!
Umpy: That was vanilla ice cream. U asked me to buy oreo biscuits vanilla ice cream. I can't find it no where.
Me: *giggle* umpy, i texted u saying oreo biscuit COMMA vanilla ice cream, not oreo biscuits vanilla ice cream!
Umpy: Really? No wonder i can't find it no where *blushed*
Umpy: Cant find it! I even took it out one by one from the freezer.
Me: How is it possible? U just bought them last week!
Umpy: That was vanilla ice cream. U asked me to buy oreo biscuits vanilla ice cream. I can't find it no where.
Me: *giggle* umpy, i texted u saying oreo biscuit COMMA vanilla ice cream, not oreo biscuits vanilla ice cream!
Umpy: Really? No wonder i can't find it no where *blushed*
very tempting!
..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Forehead
Umpy: What is this called? *showing his forehead to me*
Me: Its a FOREhead.
Umpy: Why is it called forehead?
Me: Why is it our eyes were called eyes then?
Umpy: But we only have one head, not FOUR!
Me: *clueless*
Rice PUTINGMe: Its a FOREhead.
Umpy: Why is it called forehead?
Me: Why is it our eyes were called eyes then?
Umpy: But we only have one head, not FOUR!
Me: *clueless*
..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Umpy: Umpy, can u pass me the rice PUTING?
Me: WHAT? *eyeballs almost come out* ha ha
Umpy: Rice puting? Rice... *confuse with my reaction*
Me: Its rice PUDING!
Umpy: OK, but why are u laughing?
Me: Rice PUTING, if i translate it to my language, it will be rice NIPPLE!
Umpy: *LOL*
Me: WHAT? *eyeballs almost come out* ha ha
Umpy: Rice puting? Rice... *confuse with my reaction*
Me: Its rice PUDING!
Umpy: OK, but why are u laughing?
Me: Rice PUTING, if i translate it to my language, it will be rice NIPPLE!
Umpy: *LOL*
Just for the record, Umpy still called it rice PUTING. Bad habits never go away ay? Hmm..
-lady-
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