Thursday 27 June 2013

things that turn me off (and other woman too?)

this is MY DEAL BREAKER..no matter how rich or how smart or how good looking the lad is, if he's as fucked as a slapper..or one of these, he can say goodbye already!

1. Everything smelly
- smelly feet, smelly armpits, smelly breath, smelly clothes..everything smelly. dis-fucking-gusting! feet spray, deodorant, chewing gum, perfume..have u heard any of these before mate? NO? u lying twat. well someone will come to me and say "i love the smell of my men's sweat" bla bla bla, then let me tell u this..not everyone is as LUCKY as you are!

2. Messy room
- messy room or messy house turn me off big time. dirty and a mess, takeaways every where, not a sight of empty bins, dirty laundry and mountain of unwashed dishes, dirty bathrooms..yucks!

3. Big-talker
- if its bigger than your dick, then u better shut the fuck up! no matter how good looking you are, once a douchebag, always a douchebag. ure a big NO NO..

4. Horrible sense of style
- how a man dress will caught my eyes FIRST! but ya better watch out, some men of these types, are usually full of themselves, but its better than wearing a hoodie on a date..right? but also, these type of men means they're making an effort, which indirectly mean they're not one of those lazy bunch!

5. Men who gossip
- "ladies", lets just leave this to us girls ok? NOT COOL! in my opinion, u can gossip all u want BUT do it with ur girl. because to do so with ur mates are just horrendous. seriously, men who gossip need to get a life!

6. Rude boy
- i aint no Rihanna, so i hate boys who show no respect to others especially to the elderly and women in general. for me, it goes down to even the smallest thing like giving ur seats to those in needs.

7. Men who refuse to pay
- u have got to be kidding me! oh no, dont u dare come to me and talk about equality. split the bill is fine, but to not even volunteer to pay the bill is a big turn off for me. whats worse, to let the girl pay the bill for you? u need to grow some balls dude..bigger ones than u already have!

8. Men who "pretend" to act cool
- compose and "pretend" to act cool are two different things. in short, just be yourself! if she likes you, she'll like all of you really..even if ure a dickhead (that poor girl).

9. Serious men
- this type of men should not even allow to walk on the street of life! its called life for a reason. i cannot stand serious men. yes, sometimes u have to be one, but to be like that 24/7..wow, ur life must been sucks hard!

10. Trying to be funny
- ...is not funny! This gets me on my nerves, especially when ure trying to be funny at the expense of others. gheez, ure pathetic. if ure not funny, then ure not! im pretty sure there's something about u that exciting rather than trying to be funny and then fail..

yours might be different. some of you might put not rich enough or not educated enough as your deal breaker. well my advice to u honey, go home and kill urself!

 
deal breaker

-lady-

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