misunderstood generation

well call me ancient, but there's something about this new-gen that i dont understand. its not that i refuse to understand, its just that i dont see the reason to. i am talking about these ridiculous trends out there that i just dont get! too many of them..

1. Fake nails

- those long ugly colorful nails. there are a lot of nail polish out there. Some of them are pretty and quite cheap too. those ugly fake nails are just absurd in so many levels.

2. High heels

- oh my, those 4 inches heels. how they manage to walk in those shoes, amazes me! i spoke about how i hate heels in my blog before, but 4 inches? well let me tell u girl, if ure short, then ure short, deal with it! I AM!

3. Fake tan

- tan is one thing, but orange? orange is like a new different level of tan. wow girl! not matter how black, how white, how brown or how pale you are, ure pretty the way you are! i aint lying girl, but this is the whole truth.

4. Hair extensions

- made ur mind up bitch! if u love ur hair long, dont cut it short, if u like it short, dont bloody chop it off. its no rocket science this.

5.  Fake accent

- right! i have a bloody funny accent, trust me on this. i am a frigging Malaysian living in the UK. u got all these mixed up accents, and people was like ure from here and there and everywhere. but to fake an accent just to sound British or American, not cool!

6. Fashion faux pas

- kids, u wear sunglasses when the sun is out, and not when its raining heavily outside, u wear hoodies when its cold, not when its scorching hot, u wear high knee boots because its cold, not in Malaysia for goodness sake. common sense? some people just dont get it..

7. Fake eyelashes

- is it not hurt putting it on? well i dont know, cause i never wear one, and probably never will. but it looks like it, so is it?

8. Big shoes

- why do girls love wearing big shoes? ive seen lots of girls wearing humongous shoes. every time when they walk, it looks like those shoes are gonna fly all over the place. shoes was meant to make ur feet feel comfortable when u walk in them. thats the philosophy..or is not now? im confused!

9. Low pants

- dude! whats up with ur pants? aint got no belt? oh man, ur ugly boxer, i dont need that. well, dont mind about the boxer, but that ugly hairy ass? im blind for life! yucks.

10. Meaningless selfie

- how about those selfie ay? honey, we dont need to know how u looks like when u wake up in the morning really! who r u? some celebs wannabe? quite honestly, i dont care how the celebs looks like if me myself alone looks horrendous in the morning. u got what i mean?

well, maybe im confused. wow reality bites! because it means one thing, that i am ancient, my place is in the museum already. LOL. 

please kids, stop being misunderstood. its not cool..AT ALL! just be yourself, and i promise u, ull be alrite. U WILL BE ALRIGHT!

 

the kids are alright..i hope!

-lady-